How I Open Doors For Hipsters

I open doors for hipsters when they’re on a bike and I’m in a car. You had to get it just right. Timing was everything. It wasn’t easy. I don’t think that most people would appreciate how much of an art form it really is. The hardest part was getting close enough to be effective […]

Praying to Some Hindu God

You’ve got to watch out for them. You know, the ones that think this world is nice the ones that preach peace even when there is no real cause for it the ones that hug strangers and feed the ducks their lunch while whistling Neil Young and praying to some Hindu god. You know, them. […]