50’s Roadster

A half-completed roadster rests in the gloom of an open garage. Round headlights silently watch the road as it patiently waits to be reborn -an old man made young again.

How I Open Doors For Hipsters

I open doors for hipsters when they’re on a bike and I’m in a car. You had to get it just right. Timing was everything. It wasn’t easy. I don’t think that most people would appreciate how much of an art form it really is. The hardest part was getting close enough to be effective […]

Fuck January

It was -26C out. I had turned the key twice but my car wouldn’t start. It would just growl a little then die. I gave it a dirty look. It started. I drove across a city covered in ice as brittle as glass and snow turned hard as stone screaming along to a rap song […]