Empress In The Elevator

In the elevator I spotted an empress and I would priest for her, doctor her pains, soldier her wars; I would do many, mighty things all within the span of 30 seconds -then she was gone and things returned to as they were.

Heartbreaker

She didn’t just break your heart, she stomped on it purposefully against the curb then set it on fire with a blowtorch and a mad grin until it was well done eating it afterwards at a fine restaurant casually piercing it with silverware between long sips of red wine and tossing the scraps to the […]

Fuck January

It was -26C out. I had turned the key twice but my car wouldn’t start. It would just growl a little then die. I gave it a dirty look. It started. I drove across a city covered in ice as brittle as glass and snow turned hard as stone screaming along to a rap song […]

Rage is a Paper Plane

“Sorry to hear that all the sour bitches have click their heels all over your face on their way out. Isn’t this the sixth one in two weeks? Sounds like you have more problems than most men have opportunities so don’t sweat it or do… go hit a bag write a song pet a cat […]

She is Leaving You (Welcome to Canada)

She is made out of steel and concrete. She will snatch away your seeds and then scratch out your sky. She will yank out your heart like a weed from her garden. She will not come for you at the airport or anywhere else. She will leave you. She is leaving you. She is already […]

Problem Solved

I had no interest in her at first because everybody liked her even the girls and all I heard about was her..her…HER! And I was under the mindset that if everyone all really liked something than it couldn’t have been very good. I had recently started working at a textile factory watching fabric spin around […]