It catches up to you
over time
-the accumulation of things and people
and pets.
It just happens.
They spring up out of nowhere
like dirty habits
and Walmarts.
When you eventually own a home
some kids would be running around it.
They might even be yours.
No, you don’t know their names.
That’s what your wife was for
(Martha, wasn’t it?).
There may be a cat sauntering about
‘OMG THERE’S A FUCKING CAT!!’
‘We’ve had Buster for ten years.’ Your wife (Martha?) would say.
You look in the driveway.
There used to be one car.
Now there’s four.
Why do we need so many cars?
Why does the fridge have a screen
and the gerbil an Instagram account?
All these questions need answers!
And problems solutions!
But you don’t get solutions
even when you pay for them.
You only get more problems.
Things start to move too fast.
It becomes disorientating.
debilitating.
Suddenly you’re a tortoise
without a shell and it may
be best to hide in the basement
until this all blows over
in twenty years.