I was reaching for a melon in the produce section of the local grocery mart when a paw shot out from behind it to vigorously swat at my hand and the black head of a growling cat appeared with large excited yellow eyes. A passing lady looked at me askew. “That’s not my cat.” I […]
Untamable. A bristling peacock wild on the street. Steal your girl. It is primed and ready to go. It’s a cobra ready to strike. It has drama. It has anger. It has danger and no mercy. It goes up and comes down and will drive you to uncertainty. It will ruin your finances and divide […]
As the pandemic was unfolding on social media people were scattered in the frozen produce section of Costco staring down at their smartphones as if waiting for instructions. A lady was fixated on her screen beside a batch of tomatoes when her face scrunched up and she started to turn. They all did, not into […]
I was walking by a large Victorian house on Park Street when from up on the top floor balcony I heard someone calling out. I turned to see a girl –maybe ten years old– leaning over the railing so that her long hair hung straight down. “Hey Mister, do you want to see a trick?” […]
At first Randall was appalled when the noisy bathroom fan suggested that he murder his girlfriend right then and there, but then he grew intrigued. With the fan’s persuasive voice, the thought of murder solidified into an ideal. Was it possible? In fact, was it the only thing that would set things right? He was […]
He’s been pounding back the sauce since his wife left and took the house the kids the dog now he lives in his snow plow at the end of my street idling, waiting for me to come out after the storm to start shoveling. He can barely see me as through his alcoholic haze I […]
Things seem comical after awhile that once mattered even if you’re laughing at yourself.
It was only -17C this morning but still I had to scrape off and warm up the car hopefully without stumbling this time and helplessly sliding down the sloped driveway screaming towards the merciless blade of the gigantic plow that marauds our street in these ridiculous hours because I once again forgot to purchase road-salt […]
The man at the end of the table laughs at a joke I unintentionally made as I stick my fork into something that I cannot pronounce.
One of my cats sleeps with both eyes open so often when I get home and see it nestled on top of the couch like a twizzler paws up in the air head twisted violently vertical both glazed eyes staring out at nothing unblinking I will think that it’s dead and will feel compelled to […]