After The Fight

After the fight I walked calmly down the stairs towards the front door with table legs breaking on my back. My brother was in the kitchen making coffee “Good morning!” I said as I dodged a stool. “She’s real pissed. I’ll explain later. I’m off to work.” My brother lifted his cup shrugged and returned […]

Empress In The Elevator

In the elevator I spotted an empress and I would priest for her, doctor her pains, soldier her wars; I would do many, mighty things all within the span of 30 seconds -then she was gone and things returned to as they were.

How I Open Doors For Hipsters

I open doors for hipsters when they’re on a bike and I’m in a car. You had to get it just right. Timing was everything. It wasn’t easy. I don’t think that most people would appreciate how much of an art form it really is. The hardest part was getting close enough to be effective […]

Heartbreaker

She didn’t just break your heart, she stomped on it purposefully against the curb then set it on fire with a blowtorch and a mad grin until it was well done eating it afterwards at a fine restaurant casually piercing it with silverware between long sips of red wine and tossing the scraps to the […]

Cracking Open A Fresh Box of Wine

Her face is stark white like a fresh sheet sailing happy blank eyes summer sky blue white pearls packed together everywhere between her balloon watermelon lips. It’s mesmerizing, you become captivated and start to writhe about like a charmed snake. That’s the lady that works the Sobeys wine store by far one of the most […]

One Hot Day & Two Hot Blondes

We went to an outdoor concert. Big venue. It was me, my buddy, our girlfriends years into relationships that were turning bitter. We both had just gotten over some big fights but there was tension still lingering and lurking all over the place behind words, gestures, looks, swipes at character made here and there. As […]