Everything is Breaking Down Around Me (Fuck Everything)

Phone’s dead. Internet’s down. Car’s a smokin’. Toaster’s fucked. Computer’s fried like eggs. The television went for a shit and never came back. Girlfriend’s not working         -she’s limp and unresponsive. The drapes are ripped (you’re welcome). The goldfish are floating upside down         –and I don’t even own goldfish. The cats are […]