Shit Painted Gold

Some people look great but inside they’re as dead as dried leaves or an abandoned factory. The immediate stench of their absolute nothingness can be bought at your local Sears counter. When you get too close to the haircut the cologne burns the back of your throat tasting like plastic pretentious carcass. And hey, nice […]

Good Ol’ Tommy

I saw an old college buddy at the grocery store. I haven’t seen him in years so I waved at him excitedly with both hands with all the subtlety of the Kool-aid Man crashing through a wall. Oh Yeah! “Hey Fucker!” I shouted gleefully across the frozen produce section. I waited for him to register […]