50’s Roadster

A half-completed roadster rests in the gloom of an open garage. Round headlights silently watch the road as it patiently waits to be reborn -an old man made young again. Advertisements

Beautiful Quiet Melody

There was this girl at school Quiet Melody was her name. She used to hide in her hair. Long and black it was like a raven’s back and she used it as a curtain so that nobody could see her. When people addressed her Melody would wave sheepishly distantly as though from another planet and […]

Empress In The Elevator

In the elevator I spotted an empress and I would priest for her, doctor her pains, soldier her wars; I would do many, mighty things all within the span of 30 seconds -then she was gone and things returned to as they were.

On Writing A Novel

There comes a point in writing a novel that you get hooked on it, fall in love with writing it. You have to. You need to. With all the countless hours that you put into it with all the times you go over it down to the finest detail drawing it out filling a cork-board […]

How I Open Doors For Hipsters

I open doors for hipsters when they’re on a bike and I’m in a car. You had to get it just right. Timing was everything. It wasn’t easy. I don’t think that most people would appreciate how much of an art form it really is. The hardest part was getting close enough to be effective […]

Heartbreaker

She didn’t just break your heart, she stomped on it purposefully against the curb then set it on fire with a blowtorch and a mad grin until it was well done eating it afterwards at a fine restaurant casually piercing it with silverware between long sips of red wine and tossing the scraps to the […]