Everything is Out to Get You While You Sleep

You are most vulnerable while you are sleeping and it is for this reason that I give my bedroom a thorough inspection before I am satisfied with my surroundings enough to lay down to rest and this is after the routine perimeter check of the household to ensure that all possible entrances are firmly secured: […]

There is a Growing Sickness on the Web

I’m always at a party somewhere and it’s killing me but the alcohol eases the pain of being around other people like my friend who shoves his phone in my face and says, “Hey Man, you GOTTA see THIS!” as he starts a video and although I probably didn’t want to see whatever he had […]